A Cabinet of Coffee & Curiosities

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Establishment Hours
Daily, Sunrise-Midnight
Coffee Hour
1st Friday of the Month
6pm Pacific
Location
FFXIV {Ward 15, Plot 5, Mist}
Cytube

Drink Board
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Emerald Carbuncle A vibrant green elixir crafted from the finest powdered tea leaves imported from the Far East. This creamy matcha latte is as bright as an Emerald Carbuncle, offering a smooth, earthy flavor with a hint of natural sweetness. Said to rejuvenate the soul and sharpen the mind, it’s the perfect drink for those seeking clarity and balance before their next adventure.Topaz Carbuncle An invigorating blend of rich coffee with a spicy twist. Infused with ground cinnamon and a dash of turmeric, this brew glows with the golden hue of a Topaz Carbuncle. Warm and bold, it promises a burst of flavor with every sip, awakening the senses and kindling a gentle heat within. Perfect for warding off the chill of a brisk Eorzean morning or giving a little extra courage before a daring quest.Ruby Carbuncle An exotic brew made from sun-dried coffee berries, carefully handpicked and roasted to perfection. This unique drink carries a deep, red hue like the eye of a Ruby Carbuncle, with subtle fruity notes and a slightly sweet finish. A rare treat that offers a full-bodied flavor and a refreshing twist on the traditional cup of coffee, ideal for those with a taste for the extraordinary.Moonstone Carbuncle A delicate and decadent blend of creamy white chocolate and freshly brewed coffee, this drink shines with the soft, milky glow of a Moonstone Carbuncle. Its smooth, sweet taste is complemented by a gentle hint of vanilla, offering a comforting warmth with every sip. Best enjoyed on a quiet afternoon, gazing at the stars or sharing secrets over candlelight. Perfect for dreamers and romantics alike.Obsidian Carbuncle An intense and dark cold brew steeped to perfection over several hours, capturing the essence of the Obsidian Carbuncle. This brew is deep and rich, with a velvety texture and a bold, strong flavor that lingers on the palate. Served chilled, it’s a refreshing choice for those who need a little extra focus, whether they’re planning a strategy for a dungeon delve or just navigating the chaos of the bustling city.The Last Stand Inspired by the iconic Last Stand restaurant in Sharlayan, this light roast latte is a tribute to the scholars and adventurers who gather there. Featuring a bright, slightly fruity flavor with hints of honey and almond, it’s a refreshing choice for those who need to refuel after a day of research or a long night of study. Enjoy this delicate brew and feel a touch of Sharlayan’s charm in every sip.The Last Roast For those who prefer a deeper, more intense flavor, The Last Roast is a robust dark roast latte with a bold, smoky finish and notes of dark chocolate and toasted nuts. It's a drink for the steadfast, for those who thrive in the shadows and seek a strong, comforting cup to accompany them on their journeys.Angel's Whisper A light and frothy cappuccino that captures the essence of a heavenly melody. With its perfect balance of velvety steamed milk, rich espresso, and a thick, airy foam, Angel’s Whisper is a drink that soothes the soul and lifts the spirit, perfect for a peaceful moment amid the chaos of life.Succubus' Kiss A tantalizing dark mocha that combines rich, bold espresso with decadent dark chocolate and a touch of spice. This drink offers a seductive blend of sweetness and bitterness, with a whisper of heat that lingers on the tongue. Ideal for those who crave a bit of darkness in their cup and aren't afraid to indulge their desires.Aether Current A smooth and invigorating drip coffee, brewed from handpicked beans with an energy that flows like aether through the veins. Perfect for those who are always on the move and need a constant flow of energy to keep up with the currents of life. Let this steady, reliable brew be your guide through any adventure.Drunk'n Sailor An adventurous blend of rich coffee with a spirited rum-twist, topped with a layer of velvety cream. This bold and warming concoction is perfect for sailors, swashbucklers, and anyone who enjoys a little liquid courage before heading back out to sea. A drink that warms both the heart and the soul, perfect for cold nights and wild stories.Espresso Shots (Akasha, Dynamis, Limit Break)
- Akasha: A single, intense espresso shot, bold and concentrated for those moments when you need a quick boost of energy and focus.
- Dynamis: A double shot of espresso, powerful and brimming with energy, ideal for when you’re ready to channel your inner dynamis and tackle whatever challenges come your way.
- Limit Break: A triple shot of espresso, for when you’re on the edge and need to push past your limits. Strong, dark, and relentless this drink is for the daring who seek the ultimate rush.
Aethercharge A warm infusion to recharge your aether, choose from three enchanting brews: the classic, aromatic Earl Grey to uplift your spirit; soothing Chamomile for calming the soul; or invigorating Matcha to awaken your inner strength. Perfect for any adventurer needing a little magical boost or a moment of calm between battles.Gemshine A refreshing twist on the Aethercharge, these iced teas sparkle like freshly cut gemstones. Pick your flavor and let the cold, crisp taste invigorate you, whether you prefer the floral notes of iced Earl Grey, the cooling calm of Chamomile, or the vibrant green glow of Matcha. A drink for those who shine bright even in the heat of the day.Radz-at-Chai A warm and fragrant chai latte crafted with a special blend of spices straight from the markets of Radz-at-Han. Infused with cinnamon, cardamom, ginger, and a hint of black pepper, this drink carries the vibrant and exotic flavors of Thavnair, offering a taste of the East that will transport you to sun-drenched streets and bustling bazaars.Menphina's Milk A creamy delight that’s as decadent as a moonlit embrace. Served hot and frothy, with your choice of flavors—rich rolanberry, sweet vanilla, or indulgent cacao. Said to be favored by Menphina herself, this drink is crafted to warm your heart and stir the passions within. Perfect for sharing with a loved one or savoring alone while dreaming of romance beneath the stars.Virgin's Tears Crystal clear and untouched, Virgin’s Tears is the simplest offering on our menu—pure water, cold and refreshing. Ideal for those who want to keep their wits about them or cleanse their palate after a more adventurous sip. A choice for the virtuous or the cautious... or simply those who like to keep it clean.Small Selection of Spirits
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Specials
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The Heart of Coeurl A fiercely unique blend that embodies the spirit of adventure and camaraderie. This latte features a rich, robust espresso balanced with a touch of sweet caramel and a hint of exotic spice, evoking the strength and agility of the mighty coeurl. Crafted with passion and a touch of wild energy, it's a drink meant for those who forge their own path and embrace the thrill of the unknown.Nitro Brewed Experience the exhilarating rush of our Nitro Brewed coffee, infused with nitrogen for a smooth, creamy texture and a frothy, cascading head. This bold and invigorating brew is charged with a dynamic energy, perfect for those who thrive on high-octane adventures and seek a coffee that’s as daring and refreshing as they are. Let each sip deliver a burst of intense flavor and a touch of excitement.Night Witch Named in homage to the enigmatic and captivating "Night Witch," the ship that sailed under the command of a miqo'te captain, this black coffee is as bold and mysterious as its namesake. With its deep, rich flavor and smoky undertones, it’s a brew that promises to keep you sharp and alert through the darkest hours. A true delight for those who appreciate the allure of a "lady of the night," embodying both elegance and a hint of daring allure. Perfect for adventurers and night owls alike, this coffee is sure to stir up a bit of intrigue with every cup.West Koshu Inspired by the West Koshu Trading Company, this bold brew carries a complex and intriguing flavor profile. With rich, full-bodied notes and a hint of dark, smoky undertones, it reflects the sophisticated yet mysterious nature of its namesake. Just as West Koshu was known for its intricate dealings and hidden depths, this coffee offers a deep and satisfying experience that hints at the secrets and stories of its storied past. Perfect for those who enjoy a brew with character and a touch of intrigue.The Big One is a gargantuan cup of coffee designed to quench even the deepest thirst. With its massive, bold flavor and rich, invigorating notes, this colossal brew is perfect for those who need a formidable boost to tackle their day. Named after the fish-like entity that the Namazu worship and summon, this giant cup embodies the immense energy and power to keep you energized and ready to conquer any challenge.

Seasonal
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Autumnfest Ale
Raise a toast with our Brewed Conjuration, a classic Autumnfest ale with rich malt flavors and a smooth, slightly sweet finish. Perfectly balanced and brewed to celebrate the season, this ale brings the festive spirit of autumn right to your cup.
Maple Moon A sweet and soothing tea infused with the rich essence of pure maple syrup, reminiscent of leaves falling under a shimmering moon in the Twelveswood. "Maple Moon" offers a cozy, warming hug in a cup, perfect for chilly evenings or when you need a touch of nature’s magic to brighten your day. A drink that captures the serenity and mystery of the Shroud’s quietest nights.Pumpkin Guts Embrace the essence of fall with this delightfully spiced latte. Crafted from fresh pumpkin and a blend of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, "Pumpkin Guts" brings a warm, comforting sweetness to every sip. Perfect for those who revel in the harvest season or who just enjoy a touch of playful mischief with their morning brew!

Small Plates
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Arcane Assortment
A selection of fine cheeses, cured meats, and pickled curiosities, paired with crusty bread and crackers. This Arcane Assortment is a feast fit for any connoisseur of the occult and rare, offering a variety of rich textures and flavors
Curio Crisps
Buttery, crispy toasts topped with a layer of melted cheese, herbs, and a fresh layer of creamy avocado. These Curio Crisps are a delightful blend of savory and smooth, offering a touch of whimsy and wonder to your experience at the Cursed Carbuncle.
Enchanted Puffs
Light, crispy popcorn seasoned with a blend of savory and magical spices. Each handful of Enchanted Puffs delivers a burst of flavor that’s perfect for snacking while exploring the secrets of the dark or engaging in mystical discourse.
Forbidden Finger Foods
These intriguing finger sandwiches offer a taste of the occult! Enjoy a selection of fillings, mystical roast auroch with eldritch horseradish cream, enchanted cucumber and dill, and shadowy smoked salmon with spectral cream cheese. Perfect for a quick bite between your adventures or a refined snack during your mystical musings.
Pondering Orbs
Plump mushrooms filled with a secret blend of garlic, breadcrumbs, and Parmesan, then baked to a golden, otherworldly perfection. These Pondering Orbs are not just a treat for the senses; each bite invites you to contemplate the savory mysteries within.
Mystic Meat Skewers
Succulent chunks of seasoned dodo or fish skewered with fresh vegetables, grilled to perfection. These Meat Miq'abobs, known in the realm for their hearty and flavorful nature, offer a satisfying snack for those seeking sustenance.
Sorcerer's Savories
Tiny quiches brimming with spellbinding flavors! Choose from enchanted caramelized onion and Gruyère, mystical mushroom and spinach, or bewitching smoked salmon and dill. Each savory bite is crafted to delight your palate and add a touch of magic to your coffee break.

Seasonal
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Autumnfest Sausage Sampler
Celebrate the season with our Autumnfest Sausage Sampler -succulent sausages grilled to perfection and served with a side of tangy mustard and freshly baked pretzel bites. Each bite offers a hearty taste of autumnal festivity and a touch of savory delight.

Confections
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Alchemist's Delight
This crumbly, rich scone comes in 3 flavors enchanted rolanberry, zesty orange, and limsan apple, perfect for pairing with your coffee. The Alchemist’s Delight adds a touch of magic to your day, offering a satisfying and indulgent snack.
Bewitched Crumble
Soft and spiced with a crumbly streusel topping, this coffee cake is a perfect match for your coffee. The Bewitched Crumble combines rich flavors and a hint of magic, making each slice a charming addition.
Crescent Moons
Buttery and flaky, this croissant is shaped like a crescent moon and lightly dusted with sugar. The Crescent Moon is a treat fit for those who crave a slice of the heavens, combining delicate crispiness with a heavenly taste.
Enchanted Treats
These cookies are a delightful mix of classic flavors with a hint of the extraordinary. Chocolate chip, shortbread, or oatmeal raisin. Each Enchanted Treat is designed to bring a smile with its sweet, whimsical charm.*
Enigma Tarts
Mini tarts filled with tantalizing flavors like rolanberry compote, decadent chocolate ganache, or tantalizing limsan lemon. These Enigma Tarts provide a delicious puzzle for your palate, adding a touch of intrigue.
Fabled Delights
Delicate and colorful, these macarons are filled with a variety of delightful ganaches and jams. Each Fabled Delight is a sweet and whimsical delicate treat.
Hidden Treasures
Discover the allure of these delectable muffins, each filled with unexpected flavors and delightful surprises. Choose from mysterious rolanberry, enchanting chocolate chip, curious poppyseed. These Hidden Treasures are sure to add a bit of wonder to your coffee house adventure.

Seasonal
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Autumn Bliss
A moist and flavorful cake infused with warm harvest spices - cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves. Topped with a creamy cream cheese frosting and a sprinkle of fall spices, Autumn's Bliss is perfect for savoring the magic of the season.
Witch's Brew Apple
A classic autumn treat reimagined! Crisp, tart apples are dipped in rich, gooey caramel and topped with a sprinkle of sea salt. The Witch's Brew Apple combines the crispness of fresh apples with the sweet indulgence of caramel, offering a spellbinding taste of fall.